Top Five Cowardly Ways To Leave Your Lover
The way he brushes his teeth reminds you of fingers on a chalk board. He scrubs them hard and fast versus in small, slow circles like he should be doing. He doesn’t floss either, which is just bad oral hygiene. Can’t stand the way she chews with her mouth open? It was so embarrassing last Christmas at the holiday party… you don’t know why it has taken you this long to decide to give her the boot. If you are ready to end a relationship, call it quits, throw in the towel and throw mama from the train… (for lack of better words) you might want to consider the top five most cowardly ways to leave your lover. Tacky as it is, a Dear John letter gets the point across pretty darn quick. If you are heartless enough to end a relationship with a letter, the good news is that today’s technology has allowed you to do it even easier. These days, you no longer even have to invest .41 cents for a stamp. All …